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Twenty Reasons Why Girls Are Better At Halo 2:


1. We have a legitimate excuse to go postal on people – it’s called PMS.
2. As females, we have to memorize where everything is… this includes the best camping spots for sniping and the locations of each weapon on the map.
3. We have the patience to learn how to be the best we possibly can, whereas guys seemingly just get worse and worse the farther up they are in the rank. It’s something to do with egos…
4. Ranks mean nothing to females pretty much, as long as we can kick ass in Rumble Training, we’re happy. (Most of the time)
5. If we get told we aren’t “man enough” to play Halo 2, we just subtly remind the guy that without women… there would be no Halo 2 and there would be no Bungie founders, and the player who just insulted us wouldn’t be there.
6. Due to histories as mothers, females also have amazing reflexes when allowed. Meaning if you haven’t been pwnd, chances are you’re about to be.
7. Intuition is one thing guys lack and one thing that gives girls the upper hand in all Halo 2 games.
8. On the subject of “dropping your balls”, remember – you might eventually get married to a former Halo 2 player, treat her nice and she won’t use the nearest laundry basket for a rocket launcher. Or pummel you with soda (or insert drink of choice) cans.
9. A percentage of female Halo 2 players are in it for the fun and to have a good time playing Halo 2, not to get cussed out for being female.
10. A female Halo 2 gamer can date a male Halo 2 player, and still make him cry when he looses. It’s the most common breakup issue among gamers.
11. The ideal Valentine’s Day present is a new Halo 2 action figure, preferably in pink, black or purple armor; Sangheili or Spartan doesn’t matter.
12. We can think on our feet because our brains are where they’re supposed to be… not in our pants.
13. The idea of corpse humping means far more to females, aside from the fact that it’s saying “You got ownd, noob.” In more or less words that aren’t spoken.
14. You hardly ever hear girls trash talk each other. When they do, it’s les. When guys do it, it’s “putting in spot” and if a girl does it to a guy… it’s harassment.
15. We have long memories, if you pwnd us unfairly, chances are… if your gamer-tag shows up again… you’re screwed.
16. You can tell the girls from the women by the size of their guns.
17. Don’t assume by gamer-tags that you’re contending with males. Also, there’s nothing in any rule book written by Bungie saying that girls have to suck at Halo 2.
18. Intuition is 96% of the game play, 2% is skill, 2% is sheer dumb luck. If you think something is about to happen, go with the feeling.
19. Remember – what goes around for calling female players “sword whores” may actually cause later marital problems.
20. Dating a girl for her skill in Halo 2 is never a good idea.
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Why Girls Are Better At Halo 2by BowChickaBowWow

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor©2007-2015 BowChickaBowWow
'Nuff said. I'm getting a bit sick of being harrassed in Halo 2 by the guys, I can't help it my level isn't testifying to my actual skill level. The guys in Rumble Training make me not want to get into the actual match-making because of their insistant noobish-ness. If anyone has any pointers in putting over-zealous lvl25 players in their place, lemme know.

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As ~SANE-INTOLERANT has pointed out, I get continously pwnd by my cousin in Halo 2 every chance he gets. It must just be Jonathan (my cousin) because I can beat any other level 25, lol. Take away the motion sensor and shields and give someone a BR. XD

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Thanks also to SI for giving me a bit of a "feature" here. Meaning if you linked to this from HBO, thanks!
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DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008  Student General Artist
This is super true. I play Halo with my boyfriend all the time. Halo 2 is my favorite of the three. By the second month I was playing I finished all the games and was on Herioic.
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008   Interface Designer
:highfive: Halo 2 is startlingly simple compared to Halo 3, personally, since I bet that one with a friend on Legendary. That was a pain. x.x
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DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Student General Artist
LMAO.Wow, the day I'm on legendary on Halo 2 will be a stressful day.
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008   Interface Designer
Naw, the trick is to not get frustrated.
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DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Student General Artist
Very true but when you're going through and getting hit by you're not sure what it gets stressful. :P
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008   Interface Designer
There's one part of "Sierra 117" (The first Halo 3 level you play in) that if you don't hit the snipers first as FAST as you can, you're out and stuck there for an hour. Trust me, I've done it like that. x.x
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DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Student General Artist
Lol, yep. I know what you're talking about. Me and my bf have had to start that level over more then ten times because he takes care of snipers while I stay behind just in case he dies. -_-
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008   Interface Designer
I hated that part. If you get past there, it's fairly easy the rest of the time. Even against the Flood, even though if you go after the Flood tanks, it's *SLAP* *ded* x.x
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TheMightyPhoenix Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2008
you go girlfriend! lol

my good guyfriend and I play halo together all the time, and it has sparked some fights. lol, i'm usually the one starting them. anyways, GREAT list, i loved it!
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ArtMistress05 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
Damn girl!! This is all so true! Finally somebody to speak for us :D I will follow your lead -bow-
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008   Interface Designer
Hehe, hence the all girl Halo 3 clan that is slowly but surely growing. :D (The guys fear us already.) I'll gladly screech at them... er... speak for girl Halo players!
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NazWrath Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2007
amen!
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2007   Interface Designer
:D
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mimiru1618 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007
I only recently got into Halo, heck we only last week went out and got our 360, but already playing with my brother is almost nerve wrecking. He get's pissed cause he keeps getting pwned by a girl. But this is very true. I've never played online, and i'm probably not all that good, but I know this can defiantly apply to other games period. I don't know WHAT it is that makes a guy think he's automatically better than a female. I say they need to take a stick and shove it up their ass and get over it. Either way, they're getting owned. 8D I've never played online as of yet, -pesturing her mom to get it- But i sure as hell want to. Playing with my brother just isn't fun anymore...he complains when I kill him, but throws a party when he wins. There are PLENTY of awsome female gamers, guy's just hate the fact we can pick up a battle rifle and know how to use it 8D, while sometimes they just shoot wildly and hope they hit? o.O Some guys aren't as bad as others, but seriously...I agree fully 100% with you on this thing x3 Sorry for the rambling >w>; Didn't mean to type that much. +fav'd
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007   Interface Designer
XD That was one long post. I just got out of a game with a guy who was trashtalking another guy and I shut him up with a firm "There's already a girl in here, doofus." XD
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mimiru1618 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007
Niiiice XD Guys can have guns but there's nowhere near as big as the size of there heads sometimes. It's ridiculous, but what can you do beside kick there ass? 8D
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007   Interface Designer
XD
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Kelseyhatesyou Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2007
I'm only 15 & I can kick my 20 year-old brother's ass anyday.
& the only reason he's good it's 'cause he's been playing with me.
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2007   Interface Designer
*snicker*
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LiveInThaskyE Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007
I have nothing but the utmost respect for the females on Halo2 XBL,they do make awesome teammates,methodical creatures they are.
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007   Interface Designer
Good boy. There was one girl who sucked at Halo 2 but she had an excuse - she'd never played online at the time.
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LiveInThaskyE Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007
Yea,I'm a level 28 and every player I go against is so hard to kill,I wouldnt be surprised if they were all females. But yall aint better than us, just really good,no need to be big headed.
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2007   Interface Designer
I wasn't intending to. I was only making mention that since the rank reset, most guys who are under lvl 20 are jackasses with respectful exceptions. I played one guy last night who figured out I was a girl one minute into the match and he didn't say anything 'til I did.
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LiveInThaskyE Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2007
Ok,idk why some dudes are sexist, just weird to me...
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2007   Interface Designer
'Tis weird.
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SPY46 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2007
heh i have never had any problmes playing other guys or against girls
(the few that i have played)

sure there have been the loud mouths, some were girls, but most guys.

but one thing they have in common is, it dont matter what sex you are, a rocket up your ass will still kill you. :D

i own, and get owned just like every one else.

at least up until i lost xbox live :(
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007   Interface Designer
Most guys tend to be all talk, no balls and jackasses. Now, hence, I said most. And yes, a rocket should kill ya. xD I get ownd and own in return... and why'd you loose XBL? :(
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SPY46 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007
bills bills bills :(

my brothers and i were known as *unkastpimpnp*

one brother named it that way because he thinks he is a pimp and his name starts with a P.

so he would be one of the guys that you would talk about in your post there :D

but when i get my own thing, look out for some one with a very familure name to what you see here XD
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007   Interface Designer
Well, I'll look forward to seeing you on XBL.
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SPY46 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007
:D
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2007   Interface Designer
:D
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writer0015 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2007
amen to that sister.
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2007   Interface Designer
Hehe.
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Maverick-Hunter-Kat Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2007
This is completely and utterly AWESOMELY true. Rock on ;D

(I don't care if I'm posting this 15 weeks after its been posted up! >.< )
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007   Interface Designer
(It's never too late to comment on it!)

It is true though. xD Shamefully so.
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Maverick-Hunter-Kat Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007
(indeedy! ;D)

Yes. I learned long ago to not say I'm a girl until I've kicked every last one of their asses and won the round |D its funny listening to them squirm in shame
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007   Interface Designer
XD It was like playing a guy with a gamertag of Darth Yoda92 and being bashed at the end for being a girl. Everyone was like "Lay off, dickwad, you're the one with Darth Yoda as your gamertag." and were laughing at him.
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Maverick-Hunter-Kat Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007
Ahaha XD nice! I hate people with tags like that :/ its gaaaaaaaay...
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007   Interface Designer
Yup, the only gay person in the lobby is the person making fun.
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Maverick-Hunter-Kat Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007
yup! If I ever get around to playing Online again, I might have to look ya up for a game ;D though I'm afraid I'm terribly rusty XD;
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007   Interface Designer
I haven't played online on a PC since... oh, last year before I got my Xbox so... since last April.
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vsr Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2007
dude i respect gals playing halo 2 man thats like the coolest type of player on xbox live because they are one of us. am i right marines?
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2007   Interface Designer
Marines: HOO-AH!!

Yes, and they're less likely to be in it for the braggin' rights and completely anal towards other players.
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Wienie-Of-DOOM Featured By Owner May 25, 2007
GENIOUS
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BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner May 25, 2007   Interface Designer
Hehe, I do try. ^^;
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Wienie-Of-DOOM Featured By Owner May 25, 2007
Lol, I wanna play you now for some reason...

But saddly, I play on my friend's Gamertag lol
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