Deviant Login Shop
 Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
×

More from deviantART



Details

Submitted on
February 24, 2007
File Size
3.0 KB
Thumb

Stats

Views
2,661 (2 today)
Favourites
72 (who?)
Comments
163
Downloads
19
×
Twenty Reasons Why Girls Are Better At Halo 2:


1. We have a legitimate excuse to go postal on people – it’s called PMS.
2. As females, we have to memorize where everything is… this includes the best camping spots for sniping and the locations of each weapon on the map.
3. We have the patience to learn how to be the best we possibly can, whereas guys seemingly just get worse and worse the farther up they are in the rank. It’s something to do with egos…
4. Ranks mean nothing to females pretty much, as long as we can kick ass in Rumble Training, we’re happy. (Most of the time)
5. If we get told we aren’t “man enough” to play Halo 2, we just subtly remind the guy that without women… there would be no Halo 2 and there would be no Bungie founders, and the player who just insulted us wouldn’t be there.
6. Due to histories as mothers, females also have amazing reflexes when allowed. Meaning if you haven’t been pwnd, chances are you’re about to be.
7. Intuition is one thing guys lack and one thing that gives girls the upper hand in all Halo 2 games.
8. On the subject of “dropping your balls”, remember – you might eventually get married to a former Halo 2 player, treat her nice and she won’t use the nearest laundry basket for a rocket launcher. Or pummel you with soda (or insert drink of choice) cans.
9. A percentage of female Halo 2 players are in it for the fun and to have a good time playing Halo 2, not to get cussed out for being female.
10. A female Halo 2 gamer can date a male Halo 2 player, and still make him cry when he looses. It’s the most common breakup issue among gamers.
11. The ideal Valentine’s Day present is a new Halo 2 action figure, preferably in pink, black or purple armor; Sangheili or Spartan doesn’t matter.
12. We can think on our feet because our brains are where they’re supposed to be… not in our pants.
13. The idea of corpse humping means far more to females, aside from the fact that it’s saying “You got ownd, noob.” In more or less words that aren’t spoken.
14. You hardly ever hear girls trash talk each other. When they do, it’s les. When guys do it, it’s “putting in spot” and if a girl does it to a guy… it’s harassment.
15. We have long memories, if you pwnd us unfairly, chances are… if your gamer-tag shows up again… you’re screwed.
16. You can tell the girls from the women by the size of their guns.
17. Don’t assume by gamer-tags that you’re contending with males. Also, there’s nothing in any rule book written by Bungie saying that girls have to suck at Halo 2.
18. Intuition is 96% of the game play, 2% is skill, 2% is sheer dumb luck. If you think something is about to happen, go with the feeling.
19. Remember – what goes around for calling female players “sword whores” may actually cause later marital problems.
20. Dating a girl for her skill in Halo 2 is never a good idea.
:iconbowchickabowwow:

Why Girls Are Better At Halo 2by BowChickaBowWow

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor©2007-2014 BowChickaBowWow
'Nuff said. I'm getting a bit sick of being harrassed in Halo 2 by the guys, I can't help it my level isn't testifying to my actual skill level. The guys in Rumble Training make me not want to get into the actual match-making because of their insistant noobish-ness. If anyone has any pointers in putting over-zealous lvl25 players in their place, lemme know.

++

As ~SANE-INTOLERANT has pointed out, I get continously pwnd by my cousin in Halo 2 every chance he gets. It must just be Jonathan (my cousin) because I can beat any other level 25, lol. Take away the motion sensor and shields and give someone a BR. XD

++

Thanks also to SI for giving me a bit of a "feature" here. Meaning if you linked to this from HBO, thanks!
Add a Comment:
 
:icondeepfire:
DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008  Student General Artist
This is super true. I play Halo with my boyfriend all the time. Halo 2 is my favorite of the three. By the second month I was playing I finished all the games and was on Herioic.
Reply
:iconbowchickabowwow:
BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008   Interface Designer
:highfive: Halo 2 is startlingly simple compared to Halo 3, personally, since I bet that one with a friend on Legendary. That was a pain. x.x
Reply
:icondeepfire:
DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Student General Artist
LMAO.Wow, the day I'm on legendary on Halo 2 will be a stressful day.
Reply
:iconbowchickabowwow:
BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008   Interface Designer
Naw, the trick is to not get frustrated.
Reply
:icondeepfire:
DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Student General Artist
Very true but when you're going through and getting hit by you're not sure what it gets stressful. :P
Reply
:iconbowchickabowwow:
BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008   Interface Designer
There's one part of "Sierra 117" (The first Halo 3 level you play in) that if you don't hit the snipers first as FAST as you can, you're out and stuck there for an hour. Trust me, I've done it like that. x.x
Reply
:icondeepfire:
DeepFire Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Student General Artist
Lol, yep. I know what you're talking about. Me and my bf have had to start that level over more then ten times because he takes care of snipers while I stay behind just in case he dies. -_-
Reply
:iconbowchickabowwow:
BowChickaBowWow Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008   Interface Designer
I hated that part. If you get past there, it's fairly easy the rest of the time. Even against the Flood, even though if you go after the Flood tanks, it's *SLAP* *ded* x.x
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconthemightyphoenix:
TheMightyPhoenix Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2008
you go girlfriend! lol

my good guyfriend and I play halo together all the time, and it has sparked some fights. lol, i'm usually the one starting them. anyways, GREAT list, i loved it!
Reply
:iconartmistress05:
ArtMistress05 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
Damn girl!! This is all so true! Finally somebody to speak for us :D I will follow your lead -bow-
Reply
Add a Comment: